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April 2013
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A very happy birthday to the most important person...
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kkatkkrap: justdrinktea: so in Japanese, we sang Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer. here’s a general gist of the translation: Rudolph had a shiny nose no one liked him he cried every night then one Christmas it was dark Santa decided Rudolph’s nose was convenient (literally it says convenient) Rudolph was useful. I SHIT YOU NOT. 
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jakemalik: *drops food on floor* germs: go get it! quick! king germ: no.. we must wait 5 seconds.. it is the rule
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March 2013
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“I love the feeling of a bra on my face in the afternoon”
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February 2013
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Hai so I just decided to randomly appear for a...
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January 2013
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escapekey: sarahthepossum: If I had describe Supernatural in only one gif   My favourite part about this is that it’s a real scene 
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December 2012
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wreck-it-mikey: imagineyourotp: Imagine your OTP having a pantry raid I’M SORRY BUT I MISREAD THAT AS PANTY RAID AND I JUST
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Me in PE
me: oh, there goes the ball
me: along with all the fucks I give
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mirrortraffic: NEW DEVELOPMENTS apparently my mom is not even home and the person i hear puttering around the house is the carpet cleaning service I’VE BEEN YELLING ‘GRILL ME A CHEESE’ AT THEM FOR 20 MINUTES
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“I crush her against me. I want to be part of her. Not just inside her but all...”
– Isaac Marion  (via weaverofstars)
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snowsiah: yesterday i laughed out loud and my mom asked why and i had to stop laughing and calm down for a minute or so before i could explain how funny i found the mental image of someone with a beyblade on their tombstone and the text “let him RIP”
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treesong: alexandreajewels: seductivedeductive: sassy-gay-hussie: i got 36 presents for christmas but last year i had 37 fml i hate my parents My parents are taking me to the zoo. They said they would buy two more presents there. Update: Fell through some glass and almost got eaten by a snake. It’s all my bloody cousin’s fault. Update 2: He’s going away to some loony bin. Bout...
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Relationship status: currently in an abusive relationship with the BBC
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